www.google.com: And now, Deja, you are absorbed.
www.deja.com: Good, I love being called google. Can I be googleplex?
www.google.com: No, that is being saved for when we google ourselves.
www.buy.com: Doesn't anyone want me?
www.pets.com: Me too?
www.dotcomscoop.com: If you just read me, you'd already know the answer to
that.
www.dogcrap.com: Hey, I'm an URL, how about me? Google?
www.google.com: We don't buy no lousy stinking dogcrap.com.
www.badges.com: How about us?
www.google.com: Badges.com? We don't need no lousy stinkin' badges.com.
www.humphreybogart.com: Hey, wait a minute, that's my line.
www.treasureofthesierramadre:com: Not so fast, bucco, that is MY line, and
if you don't watch out I'll let that scorpion sting you after all.
www.humphreybogart.com: Who took the cherries?
www.ballbearings.com: Quit that.
www.google.com: All you other URLs can go home. We're not buying anybody
else. Today, I mean. Although we do have our eyes on some other sites,
most exclusively...
www.play-a-day.com: Me! Me! Me! Pick me! And by the way, fix your damn
search so that when people search for "play-a-day" they don't get play any
day or play one day or play day. People want me! They love me! And most
importantly, my fabulous boolean logic!
Spock: That is illogical.
The End
