Cultural differences
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere ...
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois"
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman
The 2 greek men are sleeping with each other and the greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...
某个美丽的荒岛上困着以下几批人：
来自意大利的两男一女
来自法国的两男一女
来自德国的两男一女
来自希腊的两男一女
来自英国的两男一女
来自比利时的两男一女
来自瑞典的两男一女
来自爱尔兰的两男一女
一个月之后，在这个美丽的荒岛上….
那两个意大利男人中的一个为了得到那个意大利女人谋杀了另一个意大利男人。
那两个法国男人与他们的女人过着幸福的3P生活。
那两个德国男人严格地遵照日程安排与他们的女人轮流生活在一起。
那两个希腊男人睡在一起，而女人为他们两洗衣做饭。
那两个英国人还在等着再来个人以便把他们介绍给那个女人。
那两个比利时男人看了一眼海洋，又看了一眼他们的女人，然后跳入了大海。
那两个瑞典人不屑于自杀，而他们的女权主义者则不停地吹嘘着自己的身条。不过也无所谓，既不下雪也没人来收税。
那两个爱尔兰人划地为界，分南北而居并在中间竖起了障碍物。他们彼此都因为喝了过多的椰汁威士忌而忘了XX的事，但他们至少知道英国人可没得喝….
