A Question
Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?
Student: What's the name of this course?
一个问题
教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？
学生：考试科目的名称是什么？
Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
母鸡的腿
儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？
父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？
Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
聪明的小偷
警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？
Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么时候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
