Question: And so to our first 2)contender. Good evening. Your name, please.
Answer: Good evening.
Question: Your first time your chosen subject was answering questions before they were asked, this time you have chosen to answer the question before last each time, is that correct?
Answer: Charlie Smithers.
Question: And your time starts now. What is 3)paleontology?
Answer: Yes, absolutely correct.
Question: What’s the name of the 4)directory that lists members of the pirage?
Answer: A study of old 5)fossils.
Question: Correct. Who are Len Murry and Sir Jeffery Howe?
Answer: Berks.
Question: Correct. What is the difference between a donkey and an ass?
Answer: One’s a trade union leader the other’s a member of the 6)cabinet.
Question: Correct. Complete the quotation ＂To be or not to be＂.
Answer: They’re both the same.
Question: Correct. What is Bernard Manning famous for?
Answer: That is the question.
Question: Correct. Who is the present Archbishop of Canterbury?
Answer: He is a fat man who tells 7)blue jokes.
Question: Correct. What do people kneel on in church?
Answer: The right Reverend Robert Runtsy.
Question: Correct. What do 8)tarantellas 9)prey on?
Answer: 10)Hassocks.
Question: Correct. What would you use a 11)ripcord to pull open?
Answer: Large flies.
Question: What sort of a person lived in 12)bedlam?
Answer: A 13)parachute.
Question: Correct. What is a 14)jockstrap?
Answer: A 15)nutcase.
Question: For what purpose would a 16)decorator use metholine 17)chlorides?
Answer: A form of 18)athletic support.
Question: Correct. What did Henri DeToulouse DeTrek do?
Answer: Paint 19)strippers.
Question: Correct. Who is Dean Martin?
Answer: Um, he’s a kind of artist.
Question: Yes. What sort of artist?
Answer: Um, pass.
Question: That’s near enough. What make of vehicle is the standard London bus?
Answer: A singer.
Question: Correct. In 1892 Brandon Thomas wrote a famous long running English farce. What was it?
Answer: Brejaland.
Question: Correct...complete the following...I started so I’ll finish. Complete the following quotation about Mrs. Thatcher, ＂Her heart may be in the right place but her...＂
Answer: Charlie’s Aunt.
Question: Correct. And that is the end of our contest.
