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"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" (02/20/2009 09:03:32) [查看全文] The professor was giving the final lecture of the term. He spoke about students work and asked them to prepare for the final examination well. He said, "The examination papers are now in the hands of the printer. Are there any questions?" There was (02/20/2009 09:03:32) [查看全文] Teacher: Tommy, you're late for the school again. In fact, you are late every day. Tommy: I'm sorry, sir. But I won't be late tomorrow. Teacher: Nice to hear that. But can you tell me why? Tommy: Because it's Sunday tomorrow. (02/20/2009 09:03:31) [查看全文] After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, (02/20/2009 09:03:30) [查看全文]
During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the drill instructor told us to put on our uniforms and fall out in front of the building. Som (02/20/2009 09:03:29) [查看全文]
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last? "It depends. If you don't use it, the shoes will never wear out." Several days later the (02/20/2009 09:03:29) [查看全文]
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, " yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or a threat?" (02/20/2009 09:03:28) [查看全文]
Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water to put them in. Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did he find the water? Jimmy: In our bathtub. 在咱们家的浴缸里。 吉米:汤米的妈妈不让他在家里样青蛙,所以他又找了个 (02/20/2009 09:03:28) [查看全文]
Teacher: What's your favourite state,Tommy? Tommy: Mississippi. Teacher: Then spell it. Tommy: I changed my mind. I like Ohio much better. 密西西比和俄亥俄 老师:汤米,你最喜欢哪个州? 汤米:密西西比。 老师:那么,把它拼写出来。 汤米:我改变主意了。我还是比较喜 (02/20/2009 09:03:28) [查看全文]
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he returned, he found the bottle was empty. "Hey!" he exclaimed crossly. "Half of (02/20/2009 09:03:27) [查看全文]
A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Kate!" called the teacher sharply. "Yes, sir?" questioned the girl. "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your (02/20/2009 09:03:26) [查看全文]
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum. 刀和鼓 妈:他爸,我怎么觉得咱们的邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。 爸:为 (02/20/2009 09:03:26) [查看全文]
Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I, Tommy. Tommy: Yes, sir. I is... Teacher: No, no, Tommy! Don't say "I is", you should say "I am". Tommy: All right, sir. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 我是字母表中的第九个字母。 (02/20/2009 09:03:25) [查看全文] |
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