When was Rome built　
 
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
罗马是什么时候建成的？
教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：夜里。
教师：你跟你这么说的？
汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的。

One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Logic Reasoning
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife

Taken for Granted
THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."
理所当然
某学校发给学生的健康调查表

Dating for Mother
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. 　　One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

Q:  Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open?
A:  Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q.  What do you do with two pieces of bread in the desert?
A.  Make a sandwich!
Q.  What's the difference between Chinese food

Today is the last day
A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.
"What's the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad."
"My wife and I had a fight. She told me she wasn't going to talk to me for 30 days."
"That should make you happy!"

There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."

The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,

What's time to a pig?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, to see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lift

These Are My Jeans
After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．
“Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans agai

Who Should Be Given the Gift?
A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present.  "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?"  he inquired.

The Advantage of Wearing Glasses
Helen's eyes were not very good, so she usually wore glasses, but when she was nineteen and began to go out with a young man, she never wore glasses when she was with him.   When he came to the door to take her out, she would take he

1)
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
2)
The teacher asked Tom: "Why did

Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder