聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
    Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
    愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚
    Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
    愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 结婚
    Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit

    Everything I do, I do it for you BY Bryan Adams
    Heart of gold BY Neil Young
    Hero BY Mariah Carey
    Longer BY Don Fogelberg
    More than I can say BY Jerry Allison
    Northern

    19 Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday Observed
    February
    12 Lincoln's Birthday
    14 Valentine's Day (情人节)
    16 President's Day
    22 Washington's Birthda

我喜欢看树枝上那淡淡的嫩绿,它是春天的使者,它是一天清晨的开始……
    I like the subtle fresh green budding from the branches of the tree -- the herald of spring, ushering in the dawn...

建议正餐之前先点两道凉菜，推荐卤鸭舌和兔肚，油汪汪的，味道不错。卤菜就数这两样好吃，翅膀也还过得去。
冷锅鱼有微辣、中辣和很辣之分。鱼又分全鱼、半鱼头和全鱼头。蘸碟里面内容丰富，有榨菜、黄豆、青海椒等。服务员会将冷锅鱼的汤料舀到蘸碟中，吃的辣的多要点红油，口味淡的多要些红油下的汤。端上桌的鱼已经熟了，鱼肉鲜美，麻辣中带有浓郁的香辣酱的味道。鱼吃完了，可以点些蔬菜，在汤料中煮熟享用，别有风味。
正餐后可以来点点心，甩饼、香芋卷什么的，都不错。
A new variation of hotpot food―fish cooked in boiling spicy decoction in the kitchen and then served in a cold pot

WHATEVER LOVE MEANS—DIANA
Although neither or them remembered the occasion, Diana first met her future husband when she was just a baby. It happened during the winter of 1961, when twelve-year-old Charles, Prince of Wales, was visiting his mother’s Sandringham retreat.
At the time, your Prince Charles barely glanced at the tiny

九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone
(九个女人抓着一个白骨,老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)
神照经 god bless you (神保佑你,我还天国已近勒)
胡家刀法 Dr.hu'sword (胡博士的剑,天哪 咱们的胡兄何时成了博士)
两仪剑法 1/2 sword
(二分之一的剑,挖勒 请问是左右二分之一还是上下二分之一阿)
一阳指 one finger just like a penis (一只手指像xx一样?? 还真不是盖的)
洗髓经 wash bone (洗骨??? 谁敢去给别人洗骨?阿)

　　倘若失恋，多好的春天，也会黯淡无光。
　　When out of love, the most pleasant spring will lose its luster.
　　初春的时候，她浑身绿茸茸的，又脆又嫩。倘谁一不小心，就会把她揉皱，捻出裂纹。
　　Mossy green envelops her in the early spring, crispy and soft. A less careful caress may make it crinkle or crack.
　　一到夏天，她就有如大海里的扁舟。有的沉沦，有的坚强……
　　When summer arrives, she becomes boats

Is it the levitating quality of her sparkling, childlike voice? Or the unexpectedly robust turn it takes as she bursts into a soaring soprano? Is it the simple, schoolgirlish mannerisms she imparts off-stage? Or the imposing, larger-than-life diva persona she exudes on-stage?
What is it about Sarah that entrances us so? Remarkably enough

　　Ⅰ
　　观音：孙悟空，你这个畜牲。 
你本来答应如来佛祖护送你师傅唐三藏去取西经，你居然跟牛魔王串通要吃你师傅。你知不知道你犯了弥天大罪？
　　Monkey King, you bastard. You've promised Buddha to help the Longevity Monk to get scriptures in the west. But the King Bull and
　　you decided to eat your master. Do you know you've made a real big mistake?
　　悟空：少罗嗦！你追了我三天

01 The Language of Music
A painter hangs his or her finished pictures on a wall, and everyone can see it. A composer writes a work, but no one can hear it until it is performed. Professional singers and players have great responsibilities, for the composer is utterly dependent on them. A student of music needs as long and as arduous a tr

第一天：THE NEWSPAPER 报 纸
Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it. It supplies us with a variety of news every day. It tells us the political situation of the world. If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.
现今报纸拥有极大的价值，人人都应

George Gordon Byron
When we two parted
In silence and tears,
Half broken-hearted
To sever for years,
Pale grew thy cheek and cold,
Colder thy kiss;
Truly that hour foretold
Sorrow to this!

Rush 匆匆
Swallows may have gone,but there is a time of return;willow trees may have died back,but there is a time of regreening;peach blossoms may have fallen,but they will bloom again.Now,you the wise,tell me,why should our days leave us,never to return?If they had been stolen by someone,who could it be?Where could he h

　　 God replied: "Among the many angels, I have chosen one for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
　　 "But, " said the child: "tell me here in Heaven I don‘t anything else but sing and smile.
　　That‘s what I need to be happy!"
　　 God said: "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day