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Marry Him
Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother. "Marry him!" 嫁给他 简很爱托尼,但是当他们一起出去的时候,托尼总是大手大脚地 (08/23/2006 08:13:40) [查看全文] Go Barefoot
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one wi (08/23/2006 08:13:40) [查看全文] It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 看情况 旅行者:我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗? 售票员:那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。 (08/23/2006 08:13:39) [查看全文] (06/26/2006 09:46:00) [查看全文] (06/26/2006 09:46:00) [查看全文] (06/26/2006 09:46:00) [查看全文] Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every (06/25/2006 00:15:53) [查看全文] 男人man 女人woman Smart man + smart woman = romance 聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情 Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy 聪明男人+笨女人=怀孕 Dumb man + smart woman = affair 笨男人+聪明女人=离婚 Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage 笨男人+笨女人=结婚 Smart boss + smart employee = profit 聪明老板+聪明员工=利益 Smart boss + dumb employee = production 聪明老板+笨员工=单纯生产 (06/25/2006 00:15:53) [查看全文] between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like china or iran. developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open., ©食品论坛 -- 关注食品安全,探讨食品技术 NA 15-18岁的女人就像中国或者伊朗。潜力大,发展迅速,但在一定程度上,还无法完全的“改革开放”。C_* (06/23/2006 03:53:03) [查看全文] Old Man And Donkey
There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The man and boy decided that maybe the critics were rig (06/22/2006 09:37:00) [查看全文] 那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。
“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。 “这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?” 在商店开门之前,“犯人应道。 Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied (06/22/2006 09:37:00) [查看全文] A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine." ********** Tec (06/11/2006 00:23:00) [查看全文] Scene: The Wild Web Celebration as Google Buys Deja www.google.com: And now, Deja, you are absorbed. www.deja.com: Good, I love being called google. Can I be googleplex? www.google.com: No, that is being saved for when we google ourselves. www.buy.com: Doesn't anyone want me? www.pets.com: Me too? (06/11/2006 00:23:00) [查看全文] From: "Mr FBI" Newsgroups: alt.humor,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes,eunet.jokes,rec.humor Subject: Harvard Graduates Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2001 22:51:44 -0000 Organization: Mystacy Humour group Two young men who (06/11/2006 00:23:00) [查看全文] Signs seen around the World Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOME (06/11/2006 00:23:00) [查看全文] |
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