A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat

A team of scientists in Britain were granted official approval to create a human embryo using genetic material from two women, raising the future prospect of babies with a pair of mothers.
The group from Newcastle University has been given the green light by the Human Fertilisation and

Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"

  某次英文考试有两道题目：
1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。
2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了

Patient:  I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon:  I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
病人：

Mother:  "Susie, every time you misbehave, i get another gray hair."
Susie:  "Gosh, mom, you must have been a terror! Just look at Grandma!"
母亲:

    1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
　　女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
　　2.Women especially love a bargain.
　　女人特别喜欢便宜货。

《farewell my concubine》--再见了，我的小老婆（这可是《霸王别姬》的英文译名啊。）
《seventeen years》--十七年（故弄玄虚，《回家过年》）
《ashes of time》--时间的灰烬（《东邪西毒》，这个译名意味深长，无论你是东邪还是西毒，武功再高还不是最后都成了时间的灰烬？）
《all men are brothers: blood of the leopard》--四海之内皆兄弟：豹子的血(《水浒传》,《水浒传》有个英文译名就是《四海之内皆兄弟》）
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A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money f

    Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At

Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor. B

下面这些俚语都是精心挑选的，我在美国读书时常听老美说的，这些可是被老美说烂的但教科书只字不提的地道美语哦，看完了可以在老美面前好好炫耀一番哦！！！
1. kick ass 了不起
A: Wow, you fixed my computer in less than 10 minutes. You're good.

朋友说心情不好，拉着我去逛商场.一个下午过后，他居然把卡上的钱给洗刷得一干二净。我不停的劝他还是不要买了，这么贵又没有用的东西值不得的，他居然念了一句诗把我吓得半死：“钱嘛，野火烧不尽，春风吹又生!”。呵，还真没有想到这句诗会用在这里，我想他是在表明他很有钱吧!这让我想起了英文中的一个相应的表达have money to burn. 从字面上看，这个片语的意思是指“拥有可以用来焚烧的钱”，我想暗含的意思不外乎两种，一种是这个

  A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked. "Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."

A geography teacher once told her class,"The moon is so large that several million people could live there." 　　One boy started laughing. "It sure must get crowded when it's a crescent moon."