Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
    Putting down the newspaper, he look

No Hoes 没有锄头
A thirteen-year-old boy was sitting on the sofa watching TV when the phone rang　　
“Hello, my son.” it was his father’s voice, “where is your mother?”
“Mother is working in the garden.”　　
“What?” barked the father, “Your mother is not as young and strong as she used to be. Why aren’t you helping her?”

One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
Her mother looked at her for a few seco

1． we two who and who？
        咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2． how are you ? how old are you?  
        怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you  
        你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged wit

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

第一次亲密接触
1. Don’t want to sleep in this long night, you too?
长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着觉，原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着啊！
2. This is my first time here, would you please chat with me?
这是我第一次来这个聊天室，可以和你聊聊吗？
3. May I join the chatting? I’m easy to please.
我可不可以参加进来聊天？我很容易相处。

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper. They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having t

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talkin

He wanders out to the road and flags down a ride, which just happens to be a Ferrari. The driver says, "You can have a ride, but that dog can't get in my car."
The farmer says, "Don't worry. Old Joe will keep up."
The driver figures he'll show the farmer just what his car can do and lets it rip. Just as he is going into 5th gear, he lo

"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
    Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck