2． how are you ? how old are you? 
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 
4． you have seed I will give

　　As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a
whisper, he asked the congreg ation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be
seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced,

than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
      "Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
　　在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位小姐看上去至少
比他年轻15岁。

）
经典对话二：
　　男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
　　女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
经典对话三：
　　男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
　　女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like your

very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her
daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the a

　　裁缝广告
　　We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
　　我们不使用机器撕毁您的衣服。我们会小心翼翼地用手撕。
　　（原意是要表达：我们不使用机器，以避免撕毁您的衣服。我们会用手工小心地修补衣服。）
　　你们可真够狠的！不用机器撕我的衣服，非要故意用手一点一点、仔细地撕。你们安的什么心啊！
　　家政广告
　　Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

　　re cheating on me with a bald woman!"
　　The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by
　　saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
　　从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：“好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了！”
　　第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：“她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。”

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
　　布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。 “盒子里装的是什么　？”朋友问道。 “一只小猫，” 布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。

　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."
　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly.
　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
　　在饭店吃饭的时候， 我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。“呜、嘿、呢”，我听到的就是这些。 “祖，”我责

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.
　　一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的一条狭窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇见一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说

　　Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your
　　bills very plainly.
　　年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？
　　父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而帐单却清清楚楚。

　　“服务员，”用餐者不耐烦的叫道，“我必须整晚坐这儿挨饿吗？”
　　“不，先生，我们9点关门。”

　　"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
　　"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."
　　But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
　　"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do

　　The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
　　“How do you know?” asked her father.
　　“She didn"t say anything.”
　　I Have Turned It Over
　　A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
　　The man looked at the sheet

"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鸟儿
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”