1. eye-opener令人大开眼界的事
Listening to him talk about his adventure in China was a real eye-opener.
听他谈在中国的历险令人大开眼界。
2. fake someone out骗过某人
The quarterback faked the other team out by keepin

      本书介绍的语言，在英语是属于淫秽的语言(obscene language)，也可以说是脏话(dirty words)。往往是不便说出口的话，因而能说是隐语(shadow language)，也可以说是“成为禁忌的语言”(tabooed words)。
其中，尤其不便说出口的话有****(性交，干)，因为刚好是四个字母， 所以禁忌语也可以说成four-letter word(四字经)。此外，shit(大便)是四字，cock(阴茎

      　While we were walking, we were watching window washers'' wash Washington''s windows with warm washing water.
当我们走路时，我们看着清洁窗户的人用暖水清洗华盛顿的窗户。
Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-d

      1. A big black bug bit a big black bear.
2. Around a rugged rock a ragged rascal ran.
3. Betty sells shells on the back of a red shell.
4. Bill is picking a big pig in a big ship.
5. Bob got

      近四十年来，尽管非性别歧视语还没有达到非不可的程度，但它毕竟已进人日常会话和写作的主流之中。随便翻开一张英美的报纸，或瞧一下五花八门的宣传广告，就会发现supervisor（工头，领班）替代了原来的foreman， workman''s compensation（工人赔偿金）变成了worker''s compensation； sales rep， sales associate或seller（推销员）

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miss universe''s last question
环球小姐最后一题
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
ms america: well,

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?

He is really somebody
　　-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
　　-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
　　　他真是一个大人物
　　-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
　　-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
　　-- 墓地守墓人。

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
　　布朗夫人：哦，
　　亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

The mean man's party.
　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"
　　"Well, go

　　Advice for "Kid"
　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”

Which woman?
　　One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
　　On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the
most in the world just cleaned your he

The doctor lives downstairs
　　"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
　　He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds.

　　One Engine Left
　　A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r

　　Logic Reasoning
　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
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