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A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10¢Ÿwho were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that¢Ÿif any mischief occurred in their town¢Ÿtheir sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town h

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Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh£¨ÕÓÔó£© dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if they can get them.
By and by they came to a deep well, and one of them looked down into it, and sai

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ19ÈÕ
A cock was once strutting up and down the farmyard among the hens when suddenly he espied something shinning amid the straw. ¡®Ho! ho!¡¯ quoth he, ¡®that¡¯s for me,¡¯ and soon rooted it out from beneath the straw. What did it turn out to be but a Pearl that by some chance had been lost

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ19ÈÕ
Teacher:¡° I have two questions, it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?¡±
Student£º ¡° A hundred and twenty millions.¡±
Teacher:¡° How do you know it?¡±

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ22ÈÕ
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ24ÈÕ
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice b

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ24ÈÕ
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice b

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ26ÈÕ
An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness(Ó¢¹ú²úÇ¿ÐÔºÚÆ¡¾ÆÖ®Ò»ÖÖ, ÆäÉ̱êÃû), sat in the back of the room, and drank a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ordered three more.
The bartender asked him, "Y

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ31ÈÕ
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat

À´×Ô | ׫д| 12ÔÂ31ÈÕ
One¡¡businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, everyone had his point of view. At this moment, Mr. Grey arrived. He was a car dealer and once placed an advertisement on TV. ¡° What are you talking about?¡±Mr. Grey asked. ¡°Does a

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Two men travelling through a forest together promised to help each other whatever danger threated them.They had not gone far when a bear rushed at (ÆËÏò£©them from some bushes. One man was a good climber, and quickly climbed a nearby tree, but the other, seeing that he had no chance alo

À´×Ô | ׫д| 1ÔÂ8ÈÕ
A young man, who appeared to enjoy robust health, was begging in the streets of Madrid. He applied to a gentleman, who, on looking at him, could not help saying to him, "Are you not ashamed, strong and healthy as you are, to beg instead of working."
"Sir,"replied th

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Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said, "Ye

À´×Ô | ׫д| 1ÔÂ29ÈÕ
A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.
"Two pence,"said the man.
"No, no, "said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you d

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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices (¶ñÏ°£©one more time, you will s